Showing posts with label WGDGB. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WGDGB. Show all posts

Saturday, January 19, 2008

When Good Directors Go Bad #18 + Famous Last Words Round 2, Week 2


Although strangely enough, I probably feel more affection for this week's selection than any of those I've chosen for the series thusfar. Funny, that.

Also this week:

YouTube Cabinet of Curiosities: Candy From Castro- from the titanically strange If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? The only thing to say is... holy crap.

PTA's Milkshake: Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours- because every article about a big-name auteur can only be improved by a dated reference to an overplayed five-year-old song.

DVD Digest for January 15, 2008- featuring the Postwar Kurosawa box set, Syndromes and a Century, a bunch of classics, and for those of you with a great deal more money than sense, Good Luck Chuck and Mr. Woodcock.

Trailer Roundup Review: Fool's Gold. 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days. Leatherheads.

Finally, I'm going to cross-post Famous Last Words here for those who can't access the Screengrab site for various reasons. The two major difference between the original game and its new Screengrab incarnation are: (a) answers must now be submitted by 11:59 PM on WEDNESDAY instead of Saturday, and (b) the new address for submissions is famouslastwords@nerve.com. Otherwise, pretty much the same.

Last week's quote was from GoodFellas, in case you were wondering. Here's this week's quote:

"The end is important in all things."

Good luck!

Sunday, January 06, 2008

The 3 Tomatoes Joke, 10 Dec 07-4 Jan 08

Sorry folks. Busy time, what with work and the holidays and Muriels cramming and Screengrab upping my posts to 10 per week. Here's all the stuff I've written in the last month or so, roughly in reverse chronological order:

My Top 10 of 2007 (as of 1 January)- sure to change over the next month. At least, I hope so.



Markku Peltola (1956-2007)- raising a glass to one of Kaurismäki's finest.

YouTube Cabinet of Curiosities: Night on Bald Mountain- although if you read last week's best-of-rep roundup, you're more or less covered here.

Farewell, J. Ro... But Not Really- Hey Reader, if you're looking for a new critic... aw, who am I kidding? I'm just hoping they don't promote Pat Graham.


Notable Trailers of 2007- The Best. The Worst. The best fake trailer. The best comedy trailer. The coolest.

Anderson, Par Vantage Conspire to Make Smaller Cities Feel Inferior- grumble grumble.

SLIFR University Announces Eminent New Professor- this one's for you, Dennis!

Critics Make Lists, Give Awards, Close Book on 2007- with one big exception, of course... The Muriel Awards!



Holiday Trailer Roundup- Gremlins. Die Hard 12: Die Hungry. Black Christmas '74.

YouTube Cabinet of Curiosities: Sondheim on Film- from the sublime to the ridiculous. I'll leave you to decide which is which.

(The first in a series, I'm hoping.)

YouTube Cabinet of Curiosities: Something Weird Tribute Edition- do YOU know the law in this state?

The Thirteen Greatest Long-Ass Movies of All Time, Part 1 and Part 2- I blurbed War and Peace, Satantango, and of course La Commune and Out 1. I suppose that's the benefit of suggesting the damn thing.

Also, Trailer Roundups out the wazoo!: Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Stop-Loss. The new Andrew Bemis movie. Speed Racer. The Master Great Debaters. In Bruges.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

When Good Directors Go Bad #16


Also this week:

Top 10: The Greatest Prosthetics in Movie History, Part 1 and Part 2- I enjoyed writing the blurb about Penelope Cruz's prosthetic ass more than just about anything else I've done for a list so far. What that says about me I'll leave for you to decide.

Trailer Roundup
- Cloverfield. Definitely, Maybe. The Other Boleyn Girl.

Friday, November 23, 2007

When Good Directors Go Bad(?) #15


"You know, for kids!"

Also these past two weeks:

Free at Last: Peter Watkins' Privilege
- Yesssssssss!!!

Trailer Roundup- Jumper. P.S. I Love You. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

Trailer Roundup- Valkyrie. Atonement. Meet the Spartans.

Friday, November 02, 2007

When Good Directors Go Bad #14


Also this week:

Seagalogy: A Life in Badass Cinema- my first book review. As Soderbergh said when accepting the Palme d'Or, it's all downhill from here.

Face/Off: Breaking the Waves- in which I, clearly overmatched, tiptoe trembling into the ring with Scott Renshaw to spar over the final shot of Von Trier's near-masterpiece. Thanks for going easy on me, man.

Halloween Trailer Roundup- The Eye. One Missed Call. The Orphanage.

Vintage Trailer Roundup: Halloween Hangover Edition- Werewolves on Wheels. Torso. The Shinnin'.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

When Good Directors Go Bad #13


"Scooby Dooby Doo, we got some work to do now!"

Also this week:

Trailer Roundup- Sweeney Todd. There Will Be Blood And It Will Be So Red and Awesome and Bloody and Awesome in My Opinion. August Rush.

Top 10 Instances of Religious Propaganda Where We Least Expected It, Part 1 and Part 2- I wrote up The Incredible Shrinking Man and Signs. Guess which one I liked?

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Good Directors Gone Bad!

Back in the spring, my then-Screengrab editor Bilge approached the staff with the idea for a regular feature called When Good Directors Go Bad. Intrigued by the idea, I latched onto it and somewhat unwittingly claimed it as my own (sorry fellow 'Grabbers). What I liked most about the idea was the way it caused me to re-examine the careers of some extremely talented filmmakers. Most directors' fans would like us to think of their heroes' careers as a nonstop string of classics, but in reality these filmmakers, while often brilliant, were capable of subpar or even terrible movies. Even Ingmar Bergman has a Serpent's Egg leaving an unpleasant smudge on his filmography.

Soon after I started writing the pieces, I had to decide not only what they were going to be, but also what they weren't. Since the first of the year, I've been enjoying Nathan Rabin's regular My Year of Flops posts over at the AV Club Blog, which are always hilarious and often perceptive as well. But it quickly became apparent that When Good Directors Go Bad had to be something different. For one thing, we're not always drawing from the same pool of movies. He's chosen some works by talented filmmakers, but just as often he's tackled junk like Battlefield: Earth and Catwoman, whose semi-forgotten directors stand little risk of being selected for a WGDGB piece. In addition, the MYoF pieces have an occasional tendency to sacrifice critical insight for pop-culture-savvy humor. Now, I don't begrudge Mr. Rabin this- how would YOU write about The Island of Dr. Moreau? But that sort of thing just isn't my bag. He does it well, and I wouldn't want to step on his toes. Besides, I wanted to help Screengrab carve out its own identity, rather than looking like an AV Club wannabe.

In the end, I believe in the philosophy of hoping everything I see will be good. Despite the When Good Directors Go Bad name, I don't approach the films with knives drawn. The movies I've chosen so far have been critically savaged, but I hope for the occasional misunderstood gem, something I finally found when I wrote up Woody Allen's Stardust Memories last month. By extension, it gives me no pleasure to witness a filmmaker I admire or even love make a movie that doesn't work, which is probably why I have yet to write up The Bonfire of the Vanities. But it does give me a certain amount of insight into that filmmaker's style and his obsessions, the kind of insight that can only be gained by seeing them applied in a way that ultimately defeats him. And with a few exceptions, the films are fascinating even when they don't work. I guess I'm just a big softy, something that should serve me well on my next two pieces, in which I intend to tackle a couple of the most notorious Hollywood genre movies of recent years. Wish me luck!

Sunday, October 07, 2007

When Good Directors Go Bad #12


Also this week:

The Top 11 Worst Scenes in Great Movies, Part 1 and Part 2- I wrote up that dumbass cot scene in Lolita, and suggested another scene that will be featured as a point/counterpoint next week

Trailer Roundup- Juno. Youth Without Youth. The Bucket List.

Friday, September 14, 2007

When Good Directors Go Bad (?) #11


Also this week:

Cinema's Worst Musical Misfires, Part 1 and Part 2- Toronto cut into my list-contributing this week, but I was able to make time to write up the craptastic movie version of A Chorus Line. You're welcome.

Trailer Roundup: Toronto Edition- Rendition. Lars and the Real Girl. Reservation Road.

Plus Toronto Roundups

Thursday, August 30, 2007

When Good Directors Go Bad #10


(click image above for bonus NSFW still from this week's selection, Jean-Claude Brisseau's The Exterminating Angels. Don't say I never did anything for you)

Also this week:

Worst Literary Adaptations, Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3- I only had time for The Scarlet Letter and Lady in the Lake this week, although I nearly chose a few others before deciding to hold off so I could write When Good Directors Go Bad columns about them.

Focus on Foreign Films- a spotlight on Edward Copeland's foreign films poll. Vote!

Trailer Roundup- I'm Not There. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. Shine a Light.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Movie Moment #24


Also this week:

When Good Directors Go Bad #9: Zabriskie Point- sorry Michelangelo. You know I love ya, but this just doesn't work.

Trailer Roundup
- The Golden Compass. Sleuth. Things We Lost in the Fire.

Friday, August 03, 2007

Movie Moment #23 (in memoriam)


Also this week:

The Greatest Running Scenes in Movie History, Part 1 and Part 2- I wrote up The 400 Blows.

When Good Directors Go Bad #8: The Doors- speaking of blows...

Trailer Roundup- Beowulf. Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (ugh). Lust, Caution.

Lighter Fare- someone's in the kitchen with Walken.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Movie Moment #21


Also this week (I've been busy):

Half Measures 2007, Part 4- My top 5 movies from the first half of '07. Hey Steve- have I mentioned lately how awesome Everything Will Be OK is?

When Good Directors Go Bad #7: The Cotton Club- in which I chronicle the beginning of Coppola's slide into semi-obsolescence.

Trailer Roundup- 1-18-08 and the Iraq War prestige pic double feature of In the Valley of Elah and Lions for Lambs.

"Head or 200 Motels?" and Other Important Questions- a spotlight on Dennis Cozzalio's latest movie mega-quiz.

Video: Blanchett as Dylan- I don't know about you, but I thought this was pretty awesome.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Movie Moment #19


Also this from the last two weeks:

When Good Directors Go Bad #6: New York, New York- taking down Dennis' favorites, one title at a time.

The Greatest Disses in Cinema History, Part 1 and Part 2: I blurbed George Méliès and Orson Welles

Trailer Roundup for 6/25- submitted for your pleasure/scorn: Mr. Bean's Holiday, Margot at the Wedding, and Rush Hour 3

Trailer Roundup for 7/2- Eastern Promises and The Hunting Party? Awesome. The Nanny Diaries? Eh... not so much.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Movie Moment #18


Also this week:


The Most Unnecessary Sequels of All Time, part 1 and part 2- I blurbed The Rage: Carrie 2, Alien: Resurrection, and the unstoppable phenomenon of shitty Disney sequels.

When Good Directors Go Bad #5: Art School Confidential - in which I take on the movie that actually made me question whether Terry Zwigoff really is a good director after all.

The weekly Trailer Roundup- the triumphant return of an old favorite, this week focusing on such highly-anticipated titles as No Country for Old Men, American Gangster, and, um, Daddy Day Camp.

Special Bonus Trailer: There Will Be Blood- any resemblance between this trailer and anything Saw-related is purely coincidental.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Movie Moment #14


Also this week:

When Good Directors Go Bad #4: The Serpent's Egg- You know I love Bergman, but yuck.

The Most Unforgettable Death Scenes of All Time, part 1, part 2, part 3 and part 4- I wrote up John Cusack, plus a few others that didn't make the cut for reasons that are too boring to go into here. Maybe I'll post them here sometime.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Movie Moment #12



Also this week:

When Good Directors Go Bad #3: 1941- again, sorry Dennis.

The Worst Screen Mothers of All Time, Part 1 and Part 2- I blurbed Anjelica Huston, Charlotte Rampling, Elizabeth Moody, and one more which I'll leave you to guess.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Movie Moment #10


(That one's for you, Steven.)

Also this week:

When Good Directors Go Bad: Ready to Wear
- the first in a hopefully ongoing series

Nude Scenes We Just Didn't Need to See, part 1 and part 2- I somehow found time this week to blurb Robin Williams in The Fisher King, the naked unknowns in Japon, Bijou Phillips' gratuitous crotch shot in Bully, and Thandie Newton in Beloved. The last one is the real shame, since she's usually so damn hot, but yeesh- if you've seen Beloved, you'll understand. All in all, lots of fun, and all the work and sweating my next piece and slightly curtailed moviegoing habits have been worth it, just to have the opportunity to use the phrase "unencumbered girlparts" on a nationally-real Web site.

Finally, Privilege is on YouTube. Not how I'd watch it, but still- righteous.